Of foxes and fools


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             At the August 19th meeting of Aberdeen ’s board of aldermen the Electric Department scandal took center stage.

            To his certain credit Mayor Ballard kept the discussion in open session and resisted the pressure I’m sure he was under to keep this whole thing quiet by relegating it to executive session.  He even made changes in the agenda to allow the citizens present to address the board after the facts were put on the table by the city’s CPA, Dale Pierce.  You have my great gratitude, Your Honor.

            Following the auditor’s recommendations, the mayor impaneled a committee to:

·        Review the city’s cut-off policy

·        Ratify and/or revise the cut-off policy

·        Make recommendations as to how the past due bills (totaling over $300,000 are to be collected

·        Recommend changes in the Electric Department office policies and procedures in order to make embezzling more difficult in the future This recommendation was in reference to the check kiting activities of recently resigned employee Antwinette Spratt.

     Wisely, the mayor selected a group of individuals to serve on this committee who represented several aspects of the city’s structure.  The mayor’s list included himself, the city attorney (Tim Irvin), the city accountant (Dale Pierce), the electric department head (Adrian Garth), and one alderman ( John Allen ). A minister was added to this list in the person of Reverend Davis at the request of Alderman David Ewing.

     It came as no surprise that the integrity of the Mayor’s committee was almost immediately sullied when Mississippi Mafioso Alonzo Sykes inserted himself into the process. (It should also be noted that his request to serve inspired the audience to a chorus of cat calls and other vocalisms reflecting a healthy and zealous distain for the man and his motives.)  This is, of course, kin to having Vladimir Putin serve on a committee to solve the problems around his recent invasion of Georgia. Duh.

     The questions remain. Even if we can manage to establish a solid policy and toughen up the procedures in the electric department office, when we aren’t looking will we have business as usual in the electric department? Sadly, the answer is, yes.

     It doesn’t really matter who is in charge of the day to day operation of the Electric Department. I’ve known two fine men who tried to buck the “system” and were unable to solve the problem. The problem to which I refer is, of course, the aldermen. As long as we have Alonzo Sykes and Cloyd Garth giving orders from off-stage, and with David Ewing acting as enabler-in-chief, the status quo will re-establish itself in short order.

     Until such time as criminal charges are brought against the perpetrators of these crimes against the citizenry, we will have foxes guarding the henhouse, and at least one fool attempting to keep us distracted while the crimes continue.