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    As you all know, I preach shopping locally. That said, I must admit that I have, on occasion, shopped at places like Lowe's. Because they were kind enough to give me a charge card, when I don't have cash in hand to purchase an important item, I make the trip to Columbus to buy the thing on time.  This practice has come back to haunt me as you will read below.  I'm still working on the letter I'm actually sending to the Whirlpool people - I'll let you know what, if anything comes of it.....

 

This is a true story. The names have NOT been changed to protect anybody.

 

            In the fall of 2006, I retired my tired old Frigidaire kitchen range for a brand new, high tech Whirlpool. I traveled to the nearest Lowe's ( Columbus , Mississippi ) and made the purchase in my vehicle, but I might as well have been walking on air. I moved up to a stainless steel model that sported a shiny porcelain cook-top, a self-cleaning oven, a gazillion bells and as many whistles.  At long last, I was the proud owner of my dream range.

            The nightmare began when I brought my dream range into the kitchen.

            On the day I purchased the stove, I made three trips to and from Columbus . The first one was to buy the range. The second one was to return the range because its LED display wouldn’t. The third trip was to return the second range whose LED display sparked and sizzled the minute it was plugged in. I finally, after180 miles of irritation, found a range that worked. Whew.

            Since that fateful day, I’ve had nothing but trouble with my appliance. Twice it has locked my dinner in the oven and refused to allow me to remove it until the oven was cold. (I guess it is confused about the difference between cooking and cleaning.)  Once, when it food-napped my Easter ham, we ended up dining at Wendy’s.  I called the repairman on Monday and he was able to open the door after some twiddling with the now infamous LED display.  Frequently the stove gets excited and starts a beeping war. The only way to make the machine be quiet is to climb behind the slide-in (no small feat for a rather portly 57-year-old grandmother) and unplug the dang thing.

            Last week, I determined that it was time to clean the oven. I set the controls and left it to the task. Several hours later, I noticed that there were no lights on my handy-dandy LED display. Upon closer inspection, I realized that there were no oven controls either. Nor could I open the oven door. My dream appliance had expired. While the cook-top works fine, I just have a “thing” about kitchen ranges - I want an oven in mine.

            Fortunately, for my family, when I retired my old Frigidaire, I didn’t sell it at a yard sale. Instead, I found it sitting quietly in the storage room waiting for the day I think it expected all along. (The Whirlpool will be difficult to sell because of that whole oven door deal, so I suppose I’ll just have to pay to have it hauled away.)

            I am writing you this letter so that you’ll know that there is one woman in Aberdeen , Mississippi who will never again trust a Whirlpool appliance most especially if it comes from Lowe's - where one salesman told me back on purchase day, “Yeah. We’ve had that trouble before with this model.” Thanks, for the warning buddy. I should have taken him more seriously.

            The purchase of a major appliance is an important exercise in trust. I spent a good bit of change on my dream machine and I expected it to be a good trade. Instead, through your marketing of an inadequate appliance, I’ve suffered not only a substantial financial loss, but also endured more than my share of frustration. 

I’d like a new range please. One that works. One that can be depended upon. In other words, one that is NOT a Whirlpool. And I want it delivered.